I want to stick my p in your. b.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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