people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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