Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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