Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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