well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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