Me too!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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