after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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