To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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