: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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