So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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