oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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