Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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