I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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