No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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