you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
