They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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