hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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