Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
no, he came in my armpit
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
