What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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