i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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