I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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