Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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