Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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