Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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