I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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