I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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