normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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