Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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