belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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