OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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