I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
