Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize