woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
