She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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