you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
