i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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