i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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