You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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