You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
where am i from again
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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