For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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