Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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