Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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