Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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