I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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