their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Randomize
