sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
is wine microwaveable?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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