if i died would you start the facebook group?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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