you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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