Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
