question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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