12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
did i just pee glitter
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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