Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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