Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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