he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
