shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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