I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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