If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just want to make out with him forever
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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