loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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