New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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