I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
