She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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